Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Phir wahi baat.

By god! It is the answer to all our problems. The more you think about it, the more lucid the logic becomes. Imagine having caste-differentiated traffic lanes and multi colored bogies on the locals, OBC red, ST green, SC blue, MBC purple and OC yellow. No more jostling on the bus for seats, they are reserved!
You are MBC and you have a heart attack, why an MBC doctor will be there to treat you first. The doctor has been nurtured for this very moment by good old VP Singh. Matrimonials already help boost national dissection (as opposed to integration?). Let's make babies that are assured a seat in IIT.
Imagine reserving every one in two seats, every where, barbers' shops, bus stops, even movie theatres (yes, pay less if you produce your caste certificate).
Come to think about it, this kind of discrimination irked the hell out of us when the 'white skins' did it to us. I wonder why. It makes so much sense! White here, brown there. Backward aage, forward peeche. Just imagine getting an auto-upgrade on Indian flights with your caste certificate. The future is looking good!
The best thing that reservation ever did was to make the 'geniuses' from IIT and IIM mix with the 'local college wale'. Rang de basanti! Jai bharat mata di!
Tere ko reservation se problem hai kya?

17 comments:

clicher said...

Backward aage...forward peeche...nice line da...

vineet said...

and maybe soon we'll have a multi colored - multi ethnic - reservation full - indian cricket team too :D

clicher said...

how about reservation in booze...the OBCs can have unlimited Breezers while the rest can have only local sarakku...damn...

Ambika Sam said...
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Ambika Sam said...

we live in a crazy world! my fav line too, thank you tempester.

madcap said...

think u ought to call urself
AUNTY-RESERVATION

Hameeduddin said...

i actually dont get it....i am BC...does it make things for me any easier...if so i am for it....else...u r right aunty reservation..

Ambika Sam said...

aunty reservation? sigh. apun is pro-reservation, article phir se paad, madcap.

Hameeduddin said...

hell...dont blame madcap for thinking u were capable of sarcasm...

clicher said...

Sarcasm...one of the most beautiful style of expression...but the true beauty lies in standing by what was said...

Ambika Sam said...

am i not sticking to my style?
---------batting my eyelashes like an angel--------
ok guys, it is time for a new post:)

clicher said...

Your sarcasm had bling all over it ambika...lets face it - you being an aunty-reservationist is a terrible understatement :) - you are it's personification ;)

Ambika Sam said...

'aunty mat kaho na'...lol

Ambika Sam said...

no no lets not attack madcap ( aka 'idiot') from this far...apparently he is coming to good old chennai...phir dekh lenge usko.

clicher said...

and for the record this post clocks the highest comments...kudos...

Ambika Sam said...

thank you and well... make it one more...bottoms up, you know:)
but bas...khattam shud...right here!

madcap said...

@#$%&*!!!!!!!