Friday, April 21, 2006

MISS-UNDERSTOOD !!!

Many a time people get misunderstood in their lives , sometimes its not so funny. So when you read this please be nice and do feel sorry for me.

We were at this friend's place for a SRISHTI meeting, and good ol Srinath wanted to have con puffs for snacks, so me and another buddy got on a bikle and went to a grocery store nearby.

we stopped and he waited across the street while i headed towards the store.
I reached there panting, as i had to run to cross the road ....
A group of aunties with long lists for items to buy were waiting for the lone shopekeeper to bring them groceries out one by one....
As the shopkeeper was far inside i shouted out "Anna one pack con puffs!!"
without any thougt the guy shouted back "Condoms medical store sir"
Now the aunties stopped looking at their lists and gave me a dirty look...
"No Anna For snacks" i said more slowly facing away from the aunties
"No sir No sex no condom" his reply came back...damn the dumb aunties heard what he said and not what i said....the world chooses what it wants to hear...and they get what they want served on a platter, for just at that instant my friend from across the street shouted out "Com'on da, hurry up, cant wait!"
Thats when the Aunties took a step backward
I am sure they had much to talk after i took my flight away from the store of misunderstandings...

5 comments:

vineet said...

Condom vending machines - very convenient!!

vineet said...

then again why do you care what the aunties think?

vineet said...

no - it doesnt have a swimming pool below yet.

clicher said...

despo!!!

lilly said...

tat was really funny!