…ok this blog just crawled over to IRAN…

day 1

on my way to the airport…terminal 2

PROPELLER AIRPLANES…didn’t know they were in existence

…really wondered which idiot would choose to travel in those…

45 minutes later…

OK, I GET TO BE THE IDIOT!!!

Fine…it’s not all that bad…IRANIAN AIRHOSTESSES…nice!

1000 feet high, and the view’s pretty amazing… arAbiaN gUlf rocks

air-borne for 10 minutes…

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!…never mind the whizzing sounds outside

150 miles and an hour later…

is that really an airport?!…let’s see, 13 member staff and no electricity…cool

immigration didn’t take long….i’m already outside, and

DRY!!! DRY!!! DRY!!!

Ok, let’s get things straight…I was told this happens to be an Island called Qeshm…

I SEE NO SEA…

2 liters of sweat later…

I see the hotel…looks like a mirage…or is it the other way around?!

CHECK IN?

Well, room’s neat…airconditioned, televisioned (great English huh?!)…

…did someone just mention bed-bugs?

EVENING

HOOKAH FOR 4 BUCKS!!!…what else will anyone want

Heck a lot of smoke later…

Dinner ain’t bad man

Just walking around…checking out the native chicks…2 AM already?

Day 2

HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!

BAD NEWS…NO HOOKAH IN THE MORNING…@$#%&@#!!!

ZZZZZ…..TRRRRING……somebody get the @#$% phone…

MY SIS?….ok

Me: hello
My sis : idiot, wake up. Did u get your visa yet ?… sent it an hour ago
Me: ok I’ll check…anything else
My sis: get the ticket confirmed and come down here today
Me: do I have to come so early…what’ the rush
My sis: @#$%&!!!
Me: but it’s too hot to fly…ok I’ll come…

VISA…PASSPORT…TICKETS CONFIRMED…POOL…

My opponent starts getting the wrong balls into the holes…ASS

Anyways…already on the flight…and once again,

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!

DUBAI AIRPORT…RETINA SCAN…IMMIGRATION…HOME


Life couldn’t be any better than this…