FEAR

Fear...just got a new definition this saturday evening. Wanna know what it means? Going online to book the last available tickets of "Darna Zaroori Hai"... going online again to book additional tickets coz some more whackos wanted to join in, arriving at the theatre panting and sweating(because of the sweltering heat though) and getting to realize how dumb can a person's psyche get. It made me repent sorely for the eighty bucks of hard earned green I spent on it.

Yes Darna zaroori hai completely, but wanna know from whom? Darna zaroori hai from the past/future movies those five fucked up directors created/will create(barring RGV himself I should say), Darna zaroori hai from ANY (yeah you got that right) ANY movie that is marketed as scary(or even remotely scary) by bollywood Inc., Darna zaroori hai from characters who have someone as ravishing as 'bip' as your wife in a wonderful lonely treehouse and all he does in the night is call spirits?...yeah...of all the things in the world that he could have done...spirits...damn., Darna zaroori hai from pyscho miniature insurance sales reps coz they'll make you value your life (or the lack of it) only to get themselves fucked, Darna zaroori hai from stupid school kids who do not realize their friends becoming zombies in the process of listening to a stupider story told by some age old dadi maa whoz already counting her seconds... Darna zaroori hai from giving a lift to someone as flirtatiously cheap as mallika who expects to show her 44s and 28s and expects a patni vrath to give her a lift and Khabardaar if anyone tries to screw (or even think of screwing) her - you'll be MURDERed and more than ever Darna "Bilkul" zaroori hai from your own stupidity, coz you did not learn the lessons that "Darna Mana Hai" taught you about why you shouldn't watch a bollywood scary movie. Yeah you bollywood fanatics...you all deserve every ounce of this spat that RGV's Factory has shoved up your sweet buns.

Bottomline: "A wholesale package of shit for the multiplexes...just like the ones you get in the mandis of chandni chowk."